You know you re gay when jokes

So you’ve come here because you liked the beard insults? Well that actually follows on from Judd Apatow’s debut film The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) starring a similar cast, but with Steve Carell in the lead role as Andy Stitzer. The group of guys following him around in this one start a running joke of giving reasons for how they know the other one is gay. Basically, it comes about because following a split with his girlfriend, David (Paul Rudd) claims to be celibate and upon revealing this, Cal (played by Knocked Up’s star Seth Rogen) claims that just means he is gay. Organism typical guys, this is a label they’re keen to avoid:

“Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.”

“You just told me you’re not sleeping with women any more.”

“Because you’re homosexual so you can tell who the gay people are.”

“You like Coldplay.”

“Your dick tastes like shit.”

“Because you are holding each other ever so gently.”

“Because you like Asia.”

“You enjoy the movie ‘Maid in Manhattan’.”

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you know you re gay when jokes

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  • Cal: You're gay now?
  • David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
  • Cal: I assume . I mean, that sounds gay. I just need you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Prefer, there's this, and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you realize , I'm kinda gonna yearn to get back out there, but I consider I like guys," and then there's the enormous, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
  • David: [smirks] You're gay for saying that.
  • Cal: I'm lgbtq+ for saying that?
  • David: You know how I grasp you're gay?
  • Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
  • David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
  • Cal: You realize how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
  • David: You know how I know you're gay?
  • Cal: How? 'Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
  • David: You know how I know you're gay?
  • Cal: How?
  • David: You like Coldplay.
  • Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels enjoy. a bag of sand.
  • David: What?
  • David: You know how I

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      3. You understand the immense importance of fine (or bad) lighting.
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      6. You can tell a lady she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her.
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      11. Unlike your women friends, you can hang out in men’s locker room.
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