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The characters that are part of the 3rd Street Saints from the Saints Rowseries.

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The 3rd Street Saints were formed to combat the more vicious and destructive gangs that rose to power in their home city of Stilwater. They accomplish, but were disbanded a short second after and forced to start over from scratch in the second game. With the facilitate of a former right-hand turned commander, they retake Stilwater once again, though with much less noble goals this time around. As their fame and power grows, they slowly become celebrities and begin to lose touch with who they once were. By the third game, they begin to wonder if they contain become sellouts and end up in a new municipality under the manage of a huge

Like I said, Saints Row The Third is really great, but not matchless. So let’s talk about the bad parts, the odd parts, and the stuff that was left out. I had originally titled this series “Saints Row Nitpicks”, but as I wrote it grew from an enumeration of shortcomings to a more general discussion of the game and the genre it inhabits.

For the record, I didn’t compete the first Saints Row game. I know nothing about it, except that it was notoriously buggy. For me the series began at Saints Row 2. I’ve played through the third installment once now, and I’m currently working on a semi-completionist second run.

You may notice that the player character is different in some of these screenshots. I tend to re-invent my character every couple of hours, changing my gender, race, voice, outfit, etc. (You can modify all of this at any time. The ethics builder is just another store in the game. Going from a tiny female waif to a burly bearded muscleman is no different than buying a new shirt.) It’s a bit schizophrenic, but I like hearing all the different versions of the main character’s voice. And if you assure not to tell anyone

I’m sure you’ve noticed the thin gruel that’s been passing for content around here lately. If it wasn’t for Spoiler Warning this place would own been a ghost town last week. This is why. I’ve been playing Saints Row the Third.

I did a series a few years ago where I compared Saints Row 2 with GTA IV. Now I wish to do the similar thing with Saints Row 3 and compare it to… everything else.

Saints Row versus BioWare

Remember the awesome button video?

Fans of the KOTOR era BioWare games (this is a set that includes me) were frustrated with the “awesome button” idea because it was more proof that our exploration, dialog, and character-driven adventures were being “streamlined” out of existence and turned into action schlock.

It didn’t occur to me at the time, but the actual problem with the terrific button wasn’t that it existed. The problem wasn’t the change in tone and focus. The difficulty with the awesome button was that it completely failed to be awesome.

Saints Row the Third has an Awesome Button. The game even explicitly calls it the Awesome Button. When you hold the button, it modifies the

1. The Joke

Pop-star uber-sensation Jaim Janan rockets off to promote their third album atop a SpaceX Dragon VII capsule today, where they will stream a live musical performance from orbit, some 350 kilometers above the Soil. Before today’s launch, when asked if they were feeling nervous about the trip, the new pop star coolly responded, “Truth is like the heat. You can slam it out for a time, but it ain’t goin’ away.”

It’s not explain how many of Jaim’s obsessive fans, or “Janatics” as they are sometimes known, recognized the star was quoting twentieth-century pop legend Elvis Presley [click for bio]. But by mid-afternoon #TruthIsLikeTheSun was the most popular hashtag on Twitter.

—Naydeen Johnson for The Washington Post

We have the meal crisis in Eritrea, a new strain of Avian Flu ravaging South-east Asia, and flooding coastal cities across the world, but, yes, let’s spend billions to send some corporate shill “musician” into space so he can trade more records. We as a species need to find our priorities straight.

—Neung Espinoza in an Op-Ed for the New York Times

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Thu, 19 December 2013

This year isn't quite finished, but Vidjagame Apocalypse is until January 7, so here's an extra-long countdown of the VGA regulars' 10 favorite games of 2013! After that, we tap on the meager crop of year-end new releases and discuss your picks for the worst game of the year (oh, and apologies in advance for the ear-splitting raccoon chorus. No, we've never heard of Autotune).

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Wed, 11 December 2013

As the wheezing beast that is 2013 enters its final weeks of animation, we've come roaring assist from hiatus with our Top 5 protagonists who went villain for the sequel, a little bit of talk about modern releases (including the somewhat surprising Gran Turismo 6), and a very particular musical performance by The Raccoon that he swore to kill us over if we ever permit it see the delicate of day. Then we talk about what you were planning to engage over Thanksgiving (or comparable holiday), sure.

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Wed, 27 November 2013

Has it really been 125 years already? Another Than